Manchester United 2
- Manchester United Logo.
And number 1 was Georgie Best,
And number 2 was Georgie Best,
…
And number 7 was Bryan Robson,
And number 8 was Georgie Best,
…
And number 11
was Georgie Best,
We all live in a
George Best world a
George Best world,
George Best world
Keano
There’s only one Keano
There’s only one Keano
There’s only one Keano
On the first day of Christmas
my truelove gave to me an Eric Cantona
On the second day of Christmas
my truelove gave to me,
two Cantonas and an Eric Cantona
On the third day of Christmas
my truelove gave to me, three Cantonas,
two Cantonas and an Eric Cantona…
When Johnny goes
marching down the wing,
O’Shea, O’Shea
When Johnny
goes marching down the wing,
O’Shea, O’Shea
When Johnny
goes marching down the wing,
the Stretford End
will fucking sing
‘Cause we all know
that Johnny’s going to score…
Nemanja ohhh, Nemanja ohhh,
He comes from Serbia…
He’ll fuckin’ murder ya!
Gary Neville is a Red,
Is a Red, Is a Red
Gary Neville is a Red,
He hates Scousers
Knowing me, knowing you
Sahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh Keano’s fuckin’ magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw Old Trafford
He said I fancy that
He didn’t sign for Arsenal
Or Blackburn ‘coz they’re shite
He signed for Man United
‘Coz they’re fucking dynamite
He can pass, tackle, head
Michael Carrick is a red
Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas
Your not fit to wipe his ASS!
We`ll drink a drink a drink
To Eric the King the King the King
He`s the leader of our football team
He`s the greatest French Footballer
(or He`s the greatest centre-forward)
That the world has ever seen
Wayne would rather
be a devil than a scouse
So theirs no more
robbing granny’s or your house
Wayne would rather be a devil,
and play with Gary Neville
Wayne would rather
be a devil than a scouse!
If you come from Manchester,
You’re sure to be a blue,
Moston Collyhurst, Salford,
Ancoats too,
And if you think that
this is true you’re
nothing but a fool,
Cos in this town of
Manchester Man United rule,
Tra la la la,
We all hate city,
Tra la la la, la la,
la la, la la.
Forget youre Bayern Munichs,
Juventus, Ajax too,
There’s only one collosal team
they play in Lazer Blue,
The’re gonna beat United
like once upon a time,
The’re gonna conquer Europe
like they did in 69,
Tra la la la,
We all hate city,
Tra la la la, la la,
la la, la la.
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs,
running down the wing
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs,
running down the wing
Feared by the blues,
loved by the reds
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs
This is how it feels
to be chelsea,
This is how it feels
to be shit,
This is how it feels
when your captain
missed penalty kick,
missed penalty kick!
Who put the ball in the Germans’ net
Who put the ball in the Germans’ net
Who put the ball in the Germans’ net
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
Viva John Terry!
Viva John Terry!
Went to take his kick,
Now he looks a prick!
Viva John Terry!
You are my Solskjaer,
my Ole Solskjaer
You make me happy,
when skies are grey
And Alan Shearer
was fuckin dearer
So please don’t take
my Solskjaer away!
J Sung Park from
wherever you can be
You eat dogs
in your home country
It could be worse
you could be scouse
Eating rats
in a council house
White heart lane,
Shit in rain,
Shit in sunshine too!
Seven sisters wait for us,
We’ll come and murder you!
He scores goals galore,
he scores goals
He scores goals galore,
he scores goals
He scores goals galore,
he scores goals
Paul Scholes,
he scores goals
In 76, they say it’s true,
a trophy was won by a team in blue.
It’s been so long since that date,
So we’ll sing a song,
That they’ll fucking hate!
32 years, fuck all!
32 years, fuck all!
Lee Martin, oooooooooo!
Lee Martin, ooooooooоо!
He hited blue balloon,
He saw city in gloom!
Steeeeeve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
Then hands in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard!
Blue and White balloons,
They look so good in the sky!
They wave City trophies good buy,
Blue and White balloons!
Michael Shields got ten long years,
Now he’s gettin bummed by queers,
Ten long years without parole,
Now he’s got a sore arse hole