West Ham United
- West Ham Logo.
Same old West Ham,
Taking the p*ss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the p*ss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the p*ss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the p*ss…
Redknapp you’re a c*nt,
Redknapp, Redknapp, you’re a c*nt,
Redknapp you’re a c*nt,
Redknapp, Redknapp, you’re a c*nt…
You know you look so good (look so good),
You now you twist so fine (twist so fine),
Well, shake it up baby now,
(shake it up baby),
Twist and shout.
(twist and shout)
Come on, come on, come on baby now,
(come on baby)
Work it on out,
(work it on out)
Well you twist so fine,
(twist so fine)
You know you got me going now,
(got me going)
You know your mine,
(know your mine)…
We are West Ham’s claret and blue army,
We are West Ham’s claret and blue army,
We are West Ham’s claret and blue army,
We are West Ham’s claret and blue army…
We love you West Ham,
We do,
We love you West Ham,
We do,
We love you West Ham,
We do,
Oh West Ham we love you!
Up your ar*e up your ar*e,
Stick your blue flag up your ar*e!
From Stamford Bridge to Upton Park,
Stick your blue flag up your ar*e!
Zamora whoa,
Zamora whoa,
He came from White Hart Lane,
He’s better than Jermaine.
Oh Christian Dailly,
You are the love of my life,
Oh Christian Dailly,
I need you to s**g my wife,
Oh Christian Dailly,
I want curly hair too..
Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons…
Let’s go f*****g mental,
Let’s go f*****g mental,
Na Na Na Na,
Na Na Na Na…
His name is Ludo Miklosko
He comes from near Moscow,
He plays in goal for West Ham,
West Ham!
When he walks down the street,
Everybody he meets says,
Oi big boy,
What’s your name,
His name is Ludo Miklosko
He comes from near Moscow,
He plays in goal for West Ham,
West Ham!
Sign on,
Sign on,
With a pen, in your hand,
Cos you’ll never get a job,
You’ll Never Get A Job…
Chelsea, Chelsea,
wherever you may be,
You ain’t got no history,
Lampard is fat,
Joe Cole is qu**r,
You ain’t gonna win
f**k all this year…
Chim Chimeny Chim
Chimeny Chim Chim Cheroo,
We are those b***ards
in claret and blue…
Wooooaaaaah,
Go down’t pub,
Drink ten pints,
Get really plastered,
Go back home,
You beat the wife,
Dirty northern b**tards!!!
East, East, East London,
East, East, East London,
East, East, East London,
East, East, East London…
1 Man Couldn’t Carry (Carry)
Couldn’t Carry Lampard (C*nt)
1 Man And His Forklift
Truck Couldn’t Carry Lampard (C*nt)
2 Men Couldn’t Carry (Carry)
Couldn’t Carry Lampard (C*nt)
2 Man 1 Man And His Forkilft
Truck Couldn’t Carry Lampard (C*nt)
3 Men Couldn’t Carry (Carry)
Couldn’t Carry Lampard (C*nt)
3 Man, 2 Man, 1 Man And His Forklift
Truck Couldn’t Carry Lampard (C*nt)
Continue Up To 10 Men
Super, Big Fat Frank
Big Fat, Big Fat Frank
Big Fat, Big Fat Frank
Big Fat Frankie Lampard!
West Ham till I die,
I’m West Ham till I die,
I no I am I’m sure I am,
West Ham till i die…
Stand up if you’ve got a job,
Stand up if you’ve got a job,
Stand up if you’ve got a job,
Stand up if you’ve got a job…
We all follow the West Ham,
Over land and sea,
We all follow the West Ham,
On..to victory!
I’m forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high, nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams they fade and die.
Fortune’s always hiding,
I’ve looked everywhere,
I’m forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
I’m dreaming dreams, I’m scheming schemes,
I’m building castles high.
They’re born anew, their days are few,
Just like a sweet butterfly.
And as the daylight is dawning,
They come again in the morning!
I’m forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high, nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams they fade and die.
Fortune’s always hiding,
I’ve looked everywhere,
I’m forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
When shadows creep, when I’m asleep,
To lands of hope I stray!
Then at daybreak, when I awake,
My bluebird flutters away.
Happiness, you seem so near me,
Happiness, come forth and cheer me!
I’m forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high, nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams they fade and die.
Fortune’s always hiding,
I’ve looked everywhere,
I’m forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.