Stoke City 1
Stoke City Logo.
dance dance where ever you may be,
we are the lads of the stoke city,
where ever you may be, who ever you
may see,
we are the lads of the stoke city
At break of day when that man rode away
I was waiting
I saw the flickering shadows
Of love on her blind
She stood there laughing
I put my d*ck in her hand
And she laughed no more
Why Why Why Delilah
Why Why Why Delilah
So.. Before.. They come to break down
the door
Forgive me Delilah I just could’nt
take any more
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
At break of day when the man drove
away I was waiting,
WOAHHHHHHH
I crossed the street to her house, she
opened the door,
WOAHHHHHHH
SHE STOOD THERE LAUGHING, HAHAHAHA, I
PUT MY DICK IN HER HAND, AND SHE LAUGHED
NO MORE,
WOAHHHHHHH
WHY WHY WHY DELILAH
WHY WHY WHY DELILAH
SO BEFORE YOU COME TO BRAKE DOWN THE
DOOR, FORGIVE ME DELILAH I JUST COULDN’T
TAKE ANY MORE,
WOAHHHHHHH
WHY WHY WHY DELILAH
(APPLAUSE)
Michael Doobs Doobs Doobs
Super Michael Duberry
Michael Doobs Doobs Doobs
Super Michael Duberry
This is what its like
to be vale this is what
its like to be small this is what
its like when your team
means nothing at all (Repart)
We love you stoke city city city
where you go we will follow
we’ll follow
we’ll follow
we’ll follow
we hate you man united united united
ohhhohhhohhhhohhhhohhhhohhhohhhhh.
Ohhhhhhh Steven N’zonzi, (Repeat)
Usa, Usa, Usa, Usa.
Your town’s
so s**t you burnt it down,
your town’s so s**t
you burnt it down,
your town’s so s**t
you burnt it down!
Geordie boys stink of piss,
Geordie boys stink of piss,
Geordie boys stink of piss.
Pulls, you’re a c**t;
Pulis, Pulis, you’re a c**t.
Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Adam.
We are the Stokies
we play our game with heart,
you may think your better
but ur ends full of tarts,
your all a bunch of crack heads
and us Clayheads will take u down,
we will t**t your end from our end
and put u in the ground,
so come on over vale fans
and get up in our face cuz
when we need to do it
we will take your precious place.
Come on stoke,
bring it vale!
Six foot two
eyes of blue
robert huth is after you
with a nick nack paddywack
give a dog a bone
luis Suarez
f**k off home.
He cheats!
he dives!
he hates the Jackson Five!
suareeezzzzz! Suareeezzzzz!
Sign oooooon!
sign oooooon!
with a peeeeen,
in your haaaaaand!
’cause you’ll neeeeevvvvveeeerrrr wwoooooorrrrkk,
aaaaaggggaaaaaiiiiin!
yooooouuuuuu’lllllll, Neeeeeeevvvvvvveeeeerrrr
Wwwwoooooorrrrkkkkk, Aaaaagggaaaaaaaaiiinnnn!
Ooh ooh sometimes we play glenn whelan.
Oooohhhh sometimes we play glen whelan yeaa.
Here We Go!
here We Go!
tony Pulis is Better than Mourinho!
he’ll Stick by Our Side!
with Full Potter Pride!
unlike that Portuguese crap they call Mourinho!
My Beard is curlier than yours!
my Beard is thicker than yours!
my Beard is longer than yours!
rafa Benitez! My beard is better than yours!
Begovic my lord Begovic
begovic my lord begovic
begovic my lord begovic
ohhhh lord begovic.
Oh when the reds go marching
in oh when the reds go marching
in how hard it is
to be out numbered
when the reds go marching in
(repeat)
Oh Jermaine Pennant
you Are the Love of My Life
oh Jermaine Pennant
id Let You S**g Me Wife
oh Jermaine Pennant
i Want Curly Hair to !!
He hits like a girl
he hits like a girrrl
joey Barton, he hits like a girl.
John Terry’s your dad,
john Terry’s your daaaad,
shaun Wright-phillips,
john Terry’s your dad.
Gareth Bale
you look like a chimp you
look like a chimp
Gareth Bale
you look like a chimp.
He shoots little kids
he shoots little ki-ids
ashley Cole, he shoots little kids.
Sit down shut up
sit down shut up
robbie williams supports the sh***y vale.
Croucie is a stokie
he stands at one0 foot tall
he would be a virgin if he didnt play football
but now he is our striker ‘N’ he’s got a sexy wife
so watch him do the robot in the famous red and white!
I’m h.a.p.p.y
I’m h.a.p.p.y
I know I am
I’m sure I am
I’m City till I die!
He’s tall
he’s mad
he dances like y’ dad
it’s Peter Crouch!
Etherington, Etherington, running down the wing,
etherington, Etherington, running down the wing,
hated by the Vale,
loved by the Stoke,
etherington, Etherington, Etherington!
I know your still drunk
i know your still druuuuunk
andy Carroll
i know your still drunk.