Newcastle United 5
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We signed him from a team in france
hatem hatem
hell score a goal with half a chance
hatem hatem
he prances up and down the wing
and when he scores the toon will sing
hatem ben arfa
newcastle through and through.
You are f*****g s**t
my grandma is better than henderson.
No no no nooo kevin nolan
no no nooo no kevin nolan.
She said no Titus,
she said no,
she said no Titus,
she said no,
she said no Titus,
she said no,
ooohh Titus she said no.
He has no neck,
he looks like shrek,
rooney Rooney
he sleeps with all the prostitutes,
rooney Rooney,
he scores no goals,
he loves the whores,
he allways sleeps away from home,
wayneeeee Rooney englands f**king disgrace.
We all snort coke
in Kevin Nolan’s,
in Kevin Nolan’s house,
in Kevin Nolan’s house
repeat till bored.
He has no neck,
he looks like shrek,
rooney Rooney
he sleeps with all the prostitutes,
rooney Rooney,
he scores goals,
he loves the whores,
he allways sleeps away from home,
wayneeeee rooney englands f**king disgrace
Steve bruce
he’s got a big fat head.
he’s got a big fat head,
he’s got a big fat head
(sing till bored)
Phillip you are won ugly man
and there is sweat paches
al awer ya heed lyk greece boms.
If leon scores
we’re on the pitch.
Cheer up steve bruce
oh what can it be to a sad
MacKem b*****d and a s**t football team.
He got hair just like a lass
carroll Carroll
he’ll smash you in the face with glass
carroll Carroll
he’s got more money than me and you
he spends it all in blue bamboo
andy Carroll
newcastles number 9.
He’s 6 foot 3 He’s hard
as F**** Carroll,carroll
he scores against the best defence Carroll, Carroll
he gets the ball,he scores a goal
he’s not afraid to break your jaw
andy Carroll Newcastle’s Number 9!
No No No No No No No
No No No No No Kevin Nolan!
Geordie vuvuzala nananaa nanananaa
geordie vuvuzala nananaa nanananaa
geordie vuvuzala nananaa nanananaa
eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Tim Timminy, Tim Timminy,
Tim Timmy Krul,
He is our keeper,
and he’s wonderful.
repeat till bored.
If I had the wings
of a sparrow nd the dirtiest a**e off
a crow I’d fly over Sunderland tomorrow
nd s**t on the MacKems
below, Below, Below, Below!
Tiote, tiote tiote….tiote, tiote, tiote.
Shoot!
You’re just so good to be true
i cant take my eyes off of you
you must have Messi’s sweet touch
but I thank God you’re not Dutch
because one day you’ll be back
after de Jong gets the sack
then we’ll all sing along
to our favourite song
da da da da da dada da
da da da da da dada da
da da da da da dada da
da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hatem Ben Arfa — I love the way you play
hatem Ben Arfa — You really make my day
hatem Ben Arfa — I’m gro-wing a beard too
hatem Ben Arfa — and when you take them on
hatem Ben Arfa — they don’t even know you’re gone
hatem Ben Arfa — You’re a Mag through and through.
When the ball hits the net
its not rooney or bent its ben arfa
its ben arfa when the balls in the goal
it not lampard or scholes
its ben arfa Hatem Ben Arfa.
Give me a B, B,
Give me a E, E,
Give me N, N what do you get Ben Weeeey.
He shoots, He scores,
He’ll break your F*****g jaws,
Andy Carroll, Andy Carroll.
Roy Keane, Forever he will be,
he wanks dogs in his own country,
could of been worse,
could of been somg wanking there
kids in stead of there dogs!
Oh oh oh
andy carroll was born to score goals
coz every chance that he’ll get
he’ll put the ball in the net
coz andy carroll was born to score goals.
Ben Arfa Wooooo,ben Arfa Wooooo,
He comes from Marseille,
He plays for the Toon Army!
Du Du Du Du F**k the O’
du Du Du Du F**k the O’
(repeat ‘Til Bored)
Andy carroll andy carroll
andy andy carroll
when he gets that ball and he scores a goal
andy andy caroll
repeat till bored.
Ashley wherever you may be
selling s**t in JJB
you’re big and you’re fat
you cockney t**t
now f**k off home to you’re council flat.
You’re just a town full of O’S
town full of O’S
(repeat ‘Til bored)
Oh Collocini. you are the love of my life,
oh Coloccini. I’ll let you sh*** my wife,
oh Coloccini. I want curly hair tooooo.
I am a Toon fan,
I am a Geordie,
I know what I want and I know how to get it,
I wanna destroy the scum and Boro,
cos’ I-iiiiii wanna b-eeee in the Toon!
We’re Newcastle and we’re gonna win the league
we’re gonna to win the league, we’re gonna win the league
we kna we kna we knaaaa we kna.
Gonna win the championship
oh yes oh yes u r
your gonna smash it.