Newcastle United 1
- Newcastle United Logo.
Eieieio Up the Premier League
when we are in Europe
this is what we’ll sing ”
We Are Georgies Super
Geordies Pardew is Our King’
E-i-e-i-e-i-o Up
the Premier League we go.
when we are Europe
this is what we’ll sing
‘We Are Geordies Super
Geordies Pardew is Our King’
Glory man united
they are better
than NUFC man u man
u SAFC is the best.
He’s French
bonjour
newcastle’s Number 4
yohan Cabaye
yohan Cabaye
(repeat)
Howard webb
he’s crap
he’s pap
he’s a f*****g load
of s**te Howard Webb Howard Webb
repeat X3.
His favourite pet’s a rat
the guy he works for is a tw*t
his football team is sh*te
but he knows it’ll be alright
it’s Davey B, it’s Davey B
the boy does love a gamble
he sometimes likes a ramble
he’s fallen off a horse
and wants to buy a porche
it’s Davey B, it’s Davey B.
We hate you shity, we do.
we hate you shity, we do.
oh shity we hate you!
f**k off man city,
mancini go to!
Demba one
demba to
we got more Dembas than you.
“We’ve got alan shearer
hes not from argentina
hes from the toon hes flippin cool”
We hate you shity, we do.
we hate you shity, we do.
oh shity we hate you!
It’s Cheik Tiote,
he’s better than me and you,
me and you,
he’ll make us score
one or to,one or to.
I could watch him
all day all night,
All day all night,
he makes the MacKems look
all full of shite,full of shite.
he’s determined to get the ball
but if start on him
he will give you a nuckle,
give you a nuckle,
if you give him one back
he will laugh and chuckle,
laugh and chuckle.
It’s the monstrous
Cheik Tiote.
God took messi and black paint.
Mixed the to to make one ,,
and he came up with pappis cisse.
Footballs number one.
Ohhhhhhhh Papiss Cisse,(oo aah)
i wanna knoooooooowwwwww,
if you scored a goal.
Mama do the Cheick Mama
do the Cheick Cheick
mama won’t you please
help me do the Cheick Cheick.
Tell me maaaa me maaaaa.
I won’t be home for tea!
We’re going to Italy!
Tell me maaaa me maa!
[repeat]]
Have you ever seen a MacKem in Milan?
have you ever seen a MacKem in Milan?
have you ever seen a MacKem,
ever seen a MacKem,
ever seen a MacKem in Milan?
have You F**k!
He scores when he wants
he scores when he wants
papiss cisse
he scores when he wants.
The Dembas came in two by two
pardew, Pardew
the Taylors came in two by two
pardew, Pardew
the Ameobis there we’re two
but they’re as sh*te as me and you
aaaaaalan Paaaaaardew’s
buildin’ a massive ark.
Pardew Give us a wave,
pardew Pardew Give us a wave.
Timmy, Timmy Krul
lala
(repeat till bored)
Ba, huh, yeah
what did he cost us
absolutely nothing!
We don’t need Van Perise
‘Cus we’ve got Papiss Cisse
la la la la oi la la la la oi.
Toon, Toon, Wherever we may be,
we’ll never win the premier league,
but it could be worse,
we could be f*****g scouse,
eating rats in a council house.
He was a black hes now a red carroll, carroll
he loves the park he hates the kop carroll, carroll
he used to have a proper job but now hes on the f***ing rob
andy carroll liverpools number 9!
he wants to come back to the toon carroll, carroll
he wants to drink newcastle broon carroll, carroll
he wants to play with demba ba but hasnt got a proper car
andy carroll our former number 9!
When I was just a little boy,
i was asked my mother what will I be?
will it be Newcastle or SAFC
HERE’S what she said to me.
wash your mouth my son,
go get your father’s gun,
we’ll shoot some MacKem scum,
shoot some MacKem
scum.
Your sister is your mother,
your uncle is your brother,
you all f*ck each other,
the Sund’land family!
Hatem ben arfa he plays rw
runs up the line and crosses it in,
in the middle of the box is demba ba
on the penalty spot
la la la la la la la la la la.
Ole, ole ole ole cisse,cisse!
Hatem ben arfa he plays rw
runs up the line and crosses it in,
in the middle of the box
is demba ba on the penalty spot.
Hatem ben arfa he plays rw runs up
the line and crosses it in,
in the middle of the box
is demba ba on the penalty spot.
He’s french,bonjour,newcastles number four
yohan cabaye yohan cabaye.
nabit luck at that skill,
cabeye is gone be back in min,
he is going to get us the win.
Sunderland you are the f****n s**t!
we Geordies know all about it
Sunderland you are the North-East shame
’cause Newcastle it’s North-East proud and fame!
They’re scoring for fun
scoring for fuuuuuuun
we’ve got two Dembas
you havent got one.
Oberrrr-tan-tan-tan he’s better than Richardson,
Ober-tan-tan-tan he’s our midfield magician,
to the left to the right,
scored at Blackburn on a Wednesday night,
he is class he’s from France
and he s***s on the MacCcckeeemssss
Demba Ba, superstar
I could watch you forever!
Scores goals, from Senegal
Demba Ba, Demba Ba!