Manchester City 2
- Manchester City Logo.
We are Manchester City
Manchester City FC
We’re by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen
Number one is Colin Bell
Number two is Colin Bell
Number three is Colin Bell
Ark now here
The City sing
United run away
And we will fight
forever more
Because of derby day
We are City
Super City
We are City
from Maine Road
Ohhhh City City
The only football team
to come from Manchester
Niall Quinn’s disco pants are the best
They go up from his arse to his chest
They’re better than Adam and the Ants
Niall Quinn’s disco pants…
We love you City we do
We love you City we do
We love you City we do
Oh City we love you
Merrily we roll along
Roll along roll along
Merrily we roll along
Up the football league
There is an aussie man
he plays in our team
And when we see him
play you will hear us sing
Tia tia tiatto tiatto tiatto
Tia tia tiatto
Tia tiatto
If you are sad and lonely
and your heart skips a beat
You get your fucking head kicked in
if you walk down Kippax Street
Walk into the Parkside
and hear our famous roar
Fuck off United Bastards -
we are the Joey Mercer boys
We are the boys from the Kippax
we’re loyal and we’re true
And when we play United
we are ready for a do
We don’t carry razors
we don’t carry lead
we only carry hatchets
to bury in your head
He is here he is there
He is every fucking where
Tommy Booth Tommy Booth
In 1962 my friends
we fell into division 2
The Stretford End
cried out aloud
It’s the end for you Sky Blues
Joe Mercer came
we played the game
We went to Rotherham
We won 1-0 and
we went back up
to division one
Since then
We won the League and FA-Cup
and have been to Europe too
And when we win
the League this year
We’ll sing this song to you
Come on without
Come on within
You ain’t seen nothing
like the mighty Glynn
Also in the 90ies we had another:
Come on without
Come on within
You ain’t seen nothing
like the mighty Quinn
There’s only one Nicky Weaver
One Nicky Weaver
Walking along, singing this song
Walking in a Weaver wonderland
Super, super Nic
Super, super Nic
Super, super Nic
Super Nic Anelka
If you all hate Man United
clap your hands (clap, clap)
If you all hate Man United
clap your hands (clap, clap)
If you all hate Man United,
If you all hate Man United,
If you all hate Man United
clap your hands (clap, clap, clap, clap)
I’ve never felt more
like singing the blues
City will win,
United will lose, Oh City
You got me singing the blues
clap, clap, clap, clap
I’ve never felt more
like crying all night
City are great United
are shite, Oh City
You got me singing the blues
Jeff Whitley is a clever man
A clever man a clever man
Jeff Whitley is a clever man
And so is Stuart Pearce
They say that Old Trafford’s
a wonderful place
But the players who plays
there are a fucking disgrace
They have half backs and
full backs and forwards too
With their hands down
their pants they have fuck all to do
The Stretford End sing
the Stretford End shout
They sing silly songs
they know fuck all about
But we all agree where
those Bastards should be
Shovelling shit on the Isle of Capri
Toodalloo fuck Man U,
toodalloo fuck Man U
We had joy we had fun
We had United on the run
But the joy wouldn’t last
’cause the Bastards ran to fast….
Shaun Goater, superstar
How many goals has
he scored so far
One or two, or maybe three
But he scored with his tit
and we’re at Wem-ber-lee