Manchester United 1
U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give the dog a bone
Why don`t City fuck off home
Oh, me lads,
You should have seen us coming,
Fastest team in the League,
Just to see us winning,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby’s aces…
Follow, follow, follow
Cause United will go to Moscow
There will be thousands of Reds
And we’ll be pissed off our heads
Cause United will go to Moscow!
Oh Owen Hargreaves,
Where have you been all my life,
Oh Owen Hargreaves,
I`d let You Shag My Wife,
Oh Owen Hargreaves,
I Want Curly Hair Too!
We won it three times
We won it three times
Without killing anyone
We won it three times!
He’s half a girl, He’s half a boy,
Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite,
Torres, Torres.
He wears a frock, he loves the c*ck,
he sells his ass on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres,
Carraghers bit on the side!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see
United win away – hey!
We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
Just like a team,
That’s going to win
the football league,
We shall not be moved!
Follow, follow, follow
Couse United are going to Moscow,
Artificial or Grass,
We’re a different class,
Oh United are goin to Moscow!
Que Sera Sera,
Whatever will be, will be,
In Moscow we`ve made it three,
Que Sera Sera!
Viva john terry,
Viva john terry
He has fucked it up
And we won the cup!
Viva john terry!
Follow follow follow
‘cos United are going to Glasgow
There’ll be thousands of Reds
and they’ll be pissed off their heads
Cos United are going to Glasgow
Oh when the Reds, (oh when the Reds),
Go marching in, (go marching in),
Oh when the Reds go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the Reds go marching in!
Сome in, come in, come in,
come in, come in, United wooooorld
United wooooorld, United wooooorld!!!
Que Sera Sera,
Whatever will be, will be,
We`re going to Wemberlee,
Que Sera Sera!
Who the fuck are Man United
Who the fuck are Man United
Who the fuck are Man United
As the Reds go marching on on on!!!!!
Oh Manchester, Manchester United
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted!
Whenever they’re playing in your town,
Be sure to get to that football ground,
Take a lesson, come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby!
We are just one of those teams
That you see now and then
We often score six
But we seldom score ten
We beat ‘em at home
And we beat and we beat ‘em away
We kill any bastards
That get in our way
We are the pride of all Europe
The cock of the North
We hate the Scousers
The Cockneys of course (and Leeds!)
We are United
Without any doubt
We are the Manchester boys
La la la la la la
Fergie, give us a wave,
Fergie, Fergie,
give us a wave!
From the banks of the River Irwell,
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight for United,
‘Till we win the Football League!
To hell with Liverpool,
To hell with Man City (they’re shit!),
We will fight, fight, fight for United,
‘Till we win the Football League.
Wemberlee, Wemberlee,
We’re the famous Man United
and we’re going to Wemberlee!
Hello, hello, we are the Busby boys
Hello, hello, we are the Busby boys
And if you are
a City fan surrender or you’ll die
We all follow United
We love United, we do
We love United, we do
We love United, we do
Oh United we love you.
I see the Stretford End arising
I see trouble on the way
So don’t go out tonight
Unless you’re red and white
I see there’s trouble on the way
Ferguson’s red and white army
Ferguson’s red and white army
Ferguson’s red and white army
We’ll never die,
we’ll never die,
We’ll never die,
we’ll never die,
We’ll keep the Red flag flying high,
‘Cos Man United will never die
Owen Hargreaves
Is wonderful!
Owen Hargreaves
Is wonderful,
He plays with Giggs, Anderson and Nani
Owen Hargreaves
Is wonderful!
Patrice wherever you may be,
Eating frogs in your home country,
It could be worse,
you could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house!
Take me home, United Road
To the place I belong
To Old Trafford, To see United
Take me home, United Road
Yip Yaap Stam,
Is a Big Dutch man,
Get past him,
If you fucking can,
Try a little trick,
And he’ll make you look a dick,
Yip Yaap, Jaap Stap!
Nemanja ohhh,
Nemanja ohhh,
He comes from Serbia…
He’ll fuckin’ murder ya!
Anderson!-son! -son!
He`s better than Kleberson,
Anderson!-son! -son!
Our midfield mag-ic-i-an
To the left, to the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He`s got class with his pass,
And he shits on Fab-re-gassss!