Newcastle United 2
- Newcastle United Logo.
Cheer up stevey bruuuce,
oh what can it mean
to a sad MacKem b*****d
and a s**t football team
(Repeat till bored)
Stand up if you hate suderland,
stand up if you hate suderland
stand up if you hate sunderland,
stand up if you hate sunderland
(Repeat till bored)
Flapping like a fool,
that be Timmy Krul!
timmy, Timmy Krul,
timmy, Timmy Kru-ul.
Oh coloccini
you are the love of my life,
oh coloccini
you are the love of my life,
oh coloccini
i’d let you s**g me wife,
oh coloccini
I want curly hair too!
Imogen is welsh
she drinks
a large martini
when shes shagging giggsy
she thinks of coloccini.
Demba one Demba
to we’ve got more
Demba’s than u with
a nik knack paddy
whack both can score a goal
geordie boys from senegal.
One nil down,
two nil up Newcastle
go on to win the cup ,,
jonas scores the winning goal ,,
all of Blackburn f*cked of home!
Demba scored one since ramadam,
he just cant get enough,
he just cant get enough
demba scored two since ramadam,
he just cant get enough,
he just cant get enough
repeat until fourteen then…….
demba scored fifteen since ramadam,
and he just cant seem
to get enough of d-d-d-d-d-d!
Feed the Sheep and Baaa will score!
Coleens a slapper,
she wears a wonderbra,
but when she’s shagging Rooney,
she thinks of Demba Ba!
Demba Ba,
superstar,
how many goals have
you scored so far??
Na na na na na
Demba Ba,
Demba,
Demba Ba.
Andy carroll likes to Mac,
andy Carroll likes to Mac,
andy Carroll likes to Mac
the dirty pikey c**t.
With an n and an e
and a wc and an a
and an s an a tle u-n-i-t-e-d
newcastle united FC.
The Geordie Choir is on fire
the Geordie Choir is on fire
the Geordie Choir is on fire
the Geordie Choir is on fire
the Geordie Choir is on fire.
Roger wants her!
roger wants her!
right up the arsehole!
roger wants her!
S**t like your bother,
your f*****g s**t like your brother,
shit like your bother,
your f*****g s**t like your bother.
Saw Demba Ba
at St James’ Park
thought he would score
but then he hit the bar
he hit the bar (Ba Ba Ba Demba Ba)
hit the bar (Ba Ba Ba Demba Ba)
shootin, he’ll be scorin’
know he’ll get some more in, Demba Ba
(ba Ba Ba Demba Ba)
Na Na, Na Na, Na Na,
Na Na, Na Na Na,
Hatem Ben Arfa,
Ben Arfa,
Hatem Ben Arfa!
My oh my Mr Yohan Cabaye,
curled a screamer past the keeper,
did you see the ball fly?
now the Geordie boys
are going home on a high.
singing I’ll be black
and white till I die,
singing I’ll be black
and white till I die.
Its over the wall
its over the wall
just like the MacKems
its over the wall.
He shagged ya lass
he shagged ya lass
he shagged her
Taylor shagged ya lass.
Sammy Ameobi,
It’s Sammy Ameobi,
Ameobi Sammy!
When the moons in the sky
and the toons flying high
thats Tiote.
Geordies! Les Geordies!
geordies! Les Geordies!
geordies! Geordies!
les Geordies!
geordies o Les Geordies!
Ji Dong-wan,
he ate O’S dog, Ji-dong won
he ate O’S dog, Ji-dong won
he ate O’S dog.
Ba ba Demba Ba,
can ya score a goal,
whey aye,
whey aye,
score them from afar.
One with the left,
one with the right,
then a header past the MacKems
because they’re f*****g s**te!
He’s young
he’s French
he’s coming to warm the bench
Obertan, Obertan.
Oh colocinni,
when you captain the mags,
oh colocinni,
you will get plenty of shags,
oh colocinni,
my mams joining the queue.
We’re all part of Pardew’s army
we’re all out to win the league
and we’ll really shake ‘Em up
when we win the f*#^ken cup
cuz the Toon is the greatest
football team.
I saw my m8 the other day,
he said he saw the black messi,
so I asked who is he,
he goes by the name of tiote,
tiote,tiote,he goes by the name of tiote,
the scout came in and said to me,
he’s signed a player from FC twente,
so I asked who is he,
he goes by the name of tiote,
tiote,tiote,he goes by the name of tiote,
i heard he plays in the mid,
and he’s good enough for madrid,
so I asked who is he,
he goes by the name of tiote,
tiote,tiote,he goes by the name of tiote
i heard he turned the big clubs doon,
to come and sign for the toon,
so I asked who is he,
he goes by the name of tiote,
tiote,tiote,he goes by the name of tiote.
What’s it like to
what’s it like to
what’s it like to see a crowd
what’s it like to see a crowd.
Stand up if you love the toon
stand up if you love the toon
stand up if you love the toon
stand up if you love the toon.
Shoes of if you love the toon
shoes of if you love the toon
shoes of if you love the toon
shoes of if you love the toon.