Newcastle United songs
- Newcastle United Logo.
Blaydon Races
I went to Blaydon Races
Twas on the 9th of June
Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two
On a Summer’s Afternoon
I took the bus from Balmbras
And she was heavy laden
Away we went along Collingwood Street
That’s on the Road to Blaydon
Oh me lads, you should’ve seen us gannin
Passing the folks along the road
And all of them were starin’
All the lads and lasses there
They all had smilin’ faces
Gannin along the Scotswood Road
To see the Blaydon Races
When The Mags Come Marching In
Oh When The Mags (1 person)
Come Marching In (another person)
Oh When The Mags Come Marching In (whole crowd)
I Want To Be In That Number
Oh When The Mags Come Marching In
Drink, drink…
Drink, drink, wherever we may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we will drink wherever we may be,
For we are the drunk and disorderly.
I was drunk last night,
I was drunk the night before,
And I’m gonna get drunk like I’ve never been drunk before,
Cos when we’re drunk we’re as happy as can be,
For we are the drunk and disorderly.
Stand Up
Stand Up If You Love The Toon
Stand Up If You Love The Toon
Stand Up If You Love The Toon
Repeat…
(Crowd stands up)
Shoes Off If You Love The Toon
Shoes Off If You Love The Toon
Shoes Off If You Love The Toon
Repeat…
(Crowd takes their shoes off)
Have You Ever
Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?
(Clap Clap)
Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?
(Clap Clap)
Have You Ever Seen A Mackem?
(Clap)
Ever Seen A Mackem?
(Clap)
Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?
(Clap Clap)
Shola Ameobi (to the tune of The Hoki Koki)
You Put Your Left Foot In
Your Right Foot Out
In Out, In Out And Shake It All About
You Do The Ameobi And You Turn Around
That’s What It’s All About
Hey Shola Ameobi
Hey Shola Ameobi
Knees Bent, Arms Stretched
Ra Ra Ra
O’Brien
Liam O’Brien Andy O’Brien
Any Any Any O’Brien
Who Put The Ball In The Mackems Net
Toon-Toon
(You need at least 2 people for this one)
Person 1: Toon! Toon!
Person 2: Black and White Army!
Person 1: Toon! Toon!
Person 2: Black and White Army!
Everywhere we go
Every Where We Go… (x2)
People Wanna Know… (x2)
Who We Are
Where We Come From
So We Tell Them
We Are The Toon Army!
Strong And Mighty Toon Army
We love Newcastle
We Love Newcastle, We Do
We Love Newcastle, We Do
We Love Newcastle, We Do
Ohhhhhh Newcastle We Love You
(repeat)
Geordie Boot Boys
We Are The Geordies
The Geordie Boot Boys
And We Are Mental
And We Are Mad
We Are The Loyalest Football Supporters
The World Has Ever Had
N And E
N And E And A Wubble U C. A
And S And T L E. U N I. T E D.
Newcastle United. FC.
Who The F**k Are Man United(1)
Fergie said to Shearer would
you come and sign for us
Fergie said to Shearer would
you come and sign for us
Fergie said to Shearer would
you come and sign for us
And This Is What He Said “F**K OFF”
Who The F**k Are Man United
Who The F**k Are Man United
Who The F**k Are Man United
As The Mags Go Marching On, On, On…
Who The F**k Are Man United(2)
The Famous Man United Went
To Rome To See The Pope
The Famous Man United Went
To Rome To See The Pope
The Famous Man United Went
To Rome To See The Pope
And This Is What He Said “F**K OFF”
Who The F**k Are Man United
Who The F**k Are Man United
Who The F**k Are Man United
As The Mags Go Marching On, On, On…
The fulwell end
The fullwell end (1st group)
The fullwell end (2nd group)
Is always full (1st group)
Is always full (2nd group)
The fullwell end is always full (everyone)
Full of what
full of sh*t full of c@#ts full of wankers,
the fullwell is always full