Manchester United 3
- Manchester United Logo.
Cheer up Alan Shearer
And what can it mean
To a sad geordie bastard
And a shite football team
This is how it feels
to be Leeds scum,
This is how it feels
to be cheap,
This is how it feels
when you bang at
the back of the sheep!!!
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
Thirty good years fuck all!
Thirty good years fuck all!
Thirty good years fuck all!
Thirty good years fuck all!
Mourinho you were listening,
You’d kept our trophy glistening,
Couse we won it back and you got the sack
Walking in a Fergie Wonderland!
If I die in the Kippax Street,
who-oh, who-oh
If I die in the Kippax Street,
who-oh, who-oh
If I die in the Kippax Street
There’ll be ten blue bastards
at my feet
Who-oh, oh who-oh, who-oh
Use your head and use your feet,
who-oh, who-oh
Use your head and use your feet,
who-oh, who-oh
Use your head and use your feet
We will take the Kippax street
Who-oh, oh who-oh, who-oh
If my bones do not mend, who-oh, who-oh
If my bones do not mend, who-oh, who-oh
If my bones do not mend
Carry me back to the Stretford End
Who-oh, oh who-oh, who-oh
Sign on, sign on
With a pen in your hand
Cos you’ll never get a job
You’ll never get a job
Oh Manchester (oh Manchester),
Is wonderful (is wonderful),
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It’s full of tits, fanny and United,
Oh Manchester is wonderful.
Oh Merseyside (oh Merseyside),
Is full of shit (is full of shit),
Oh Merseyside is full of shit,
It’s full of shit, shit and more shit,
Oh Merseyside is full of shit.
Oh Ellend Road (oh Ellend Road),
Is full of sheep (is full of sheep),
Oh Ellend Road is full of sheep,
It’s full of sheep, sheep and more sheep,
Oh Ellend Road is full of sheep.
Oh Brian Kidd (oh Brian Kidd),
Is still a Manc (is still a Manc),
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc,
He’s fucking-up Leeds United,
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc.
The council house (the council house),
Is never full (is never full),
The council house is never full,
Unless their playing Man United,
The council house is never full.
You’re coming up
You’re going down
You’re coming up
You’re going down
Up and down Up and down
Shake it all around
That’s what city is all about
When the russian goes to prison
You’ll be fucked
When the russian goes to prison
You’ll be fucked
We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too, (and Leeds)
We hate Manchester City
But United we love you – altogether now…
Follow follow follow!
We’re Reds from the sunny Moscow!
We hate scousers and leeds,
We hate cockneys and seeds,
We’re Reds from the sunny Moscow!
Follow follow follow!
We’re Reds from the sunny Moscow!
We fight home and away,
We drink vodka all day!
We’re Reds from the sunny Moscow!
Follow follow follow!
We’re Reds from the sunny Moscow!
We drink vodka all day,
We know Gerard is gay!
We’re Reds from the sunny Moscow!
Oh Elland road (oh Elland road)
Is full of sheep (is full of sheep)
Oh Elland road is full of sheep
It’s full of sheep, sheep and more sheep
Oh Elland is full of sheep
I saw my mate
The other day,
He said “they’ll catch us on the way”
We got to Kiev
Came off the train,
To empty station – where are they?
42 thugs
with bates!
45 thugs
with bates!
55 thugs
with bates!
65 thugs
with bates!
Oh Merseyside (oh Merseyside)
Is full of shit (is full of shit)
Oh Merseyside is full of shit
It’s full of shit, shit, and more shit
Oh Merseyside is full of shit
We are the Moscow reds
We hate the scouser twats
We hate the scouse
We hate the scouser twats
We are the Moscow Reds
We hate the scouser twats
We are the reds
We are the Moscow Reds
Oh Brian Kidd (oh Brian Kidd)
Is still a Manc (is still a Manc)
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc
He’s fucking up Leeds United
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Scousers on the top
Put City in the middle
And we’ll burn the fucking lot
Viera, oweeeeeoh
Viera, oweeeeeoh
He gave Giggsy a ball
and Arsenal won fuck all
Roman stole his fucking money from the poor
and policemen will be knocking at his door
KGB has got his number
and his Chelsea’s going under
Cause he stole his fucking money from the poor
If you all hate scousers clap your hands,
If you all hate scousers clap your hands,
If you all hate scousers, all hate scousers,
All hate scousers clap your hands!
If you really hate them clap your hands,
If you really hate them clap your hands,
If you really hate them, really hate them,
Really hate them clap your hands!
This is how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels
When your team wins nothing at all
Nothing at all…